Saturday 14 November 2015

Bleedin' Graphic Designers...

What Alf Garnet would say about Graphic Designers:  
A tribute to Warren Mitchell

"Who does he think he is ponsing about in front of a canvas with a paintbrush in his mouth?  Bleedin’ Michael Angelwatsit?"

"Overpriced graphic-bleedin’-designers.  Spend two minutes moving a few photo’s around on a bloody computer, charge a fortune and spend the rest of the time on the golf course. It's facts, innit?"


"Marketin’.  Mar-kit-in’.  Bleedin’ mindbendin’.  Well, I mean, tryin’ to trick us into spending our hard earned wages on ponsy coffees.  Yer cappy chin nose, yer Americanos.  Tryin’ to sell us all that foreign muck.  What’s wrong with yer traditional English coffee?  We grow the best coffee in the world.  Bleedin’ graphic designers.  Don’t see ‘em using photos of your British coffee farmer, do ya?"


Warren Mitchell
14 January 1926 -14 November 2015

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